Overview
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a chaotic co-op physics platformer that throws traditional golf out the window and replaces it with a bizarre, gravity-defying climb up a treacherous mountain. Developed and published by Hmph. Studios, this game promises a unique blend of casual fun and difficult challenges, where every swing could lead to hilarious disaster.
Highlights
- Genre-Bending Gameplay: Combines elements of Mini Golf, Action, and Adventure with a strong emphasis on physics-based platforming and a Perma Death mechanic.
- Co-op Chaos: Play alone and ponder your life choices, or team up with a friend for double the mayhem and questionable decisions.
- Vertical Challenge: Navigate a bizarre mountain, hitting your golf ball (or your friend) across every surface imaginable – walls, floors, and ceilings are all part of the course.
Who It's For
This game is perfect for players who enjoy physics-based platformers, co-op challenges, and a good dose of unpredictable fun. If you're looking for a casual game that can quickly turn into a difficult, laugh-out-loud experience with friends, this title is worth checking out. It also appeals to those who appreciate a touch of psychological horror in their casual games, as the mountain's bizarre nature and the constant threat of falling might just get to you.
Game Info
Released on December 16, 2025, This Is Why We Don't Play Golf supports single-player and multi-player modes. It's available in English, German, Japanese, Korean, Arabic, Russian, Simplified Chinese, and Latam Spanish. The game is developed and published by Hmph. Studios and features a Perma Death mechanic, making each attempt to conquer the mountain a high-stakes endeavor.
